causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

sodamnrelatable:

when you try to backspace out text and get taken back a page

thats-slightly-raven:

spoken-not-written:

thats-slightly-raven:

My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.

oh crumbs.

I swear to god.